Friday, March 28, 2014

Jack Attack Movie Night

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No, this isn't related to the Commodore 64 game.

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Or the Jack-in-the-box from Demonic Toys.

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Jack Attack Night is merely about guys named Jack pummeling non-Jacks about the face and body.

The bad guy in Double Team, Mickey Rourke, is such a non-Jack his name is Stavros. Rourke made this movie the same year as Another Nine & a Half Weeks, which was minus a Kim Basinger but plus an Angie Everhart. So he may not have been in the best place at the time. Dennis Rodman, on the other hand, was just about to make Simon Sez.

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So he was at career peak. By which I mean he's only had two starring roles and Simon Sez is worse than Double Team.

He was in last year's Blunt Movie:

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starring Angie Everhart! And an 8-years-dead Pat Morita. Good for him.

Superfights is from the guy who wrote No Retreat, No Surrender. Which is Double Team star Jean-Claude Van Damme's first movie. It also stars professional wrestler Rob Van Dam. This is the Lincoln/Kennedy thing all over again!

Most oddly, legendary film producer, subject of the documentary The Kid Stays in the Picture

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and Two-Face cosplayer

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Robert Evans is credited as "Day Performer". Did he have time for that? That year he was producing the movie Jade with... Oh my god. Angie Everhart! What is happening!?!

Here's what happened two weeks ago:

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