Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Competition Movie Night


 

What if the characters in these movies were made to compete against each other? And to level the playing field let's combine each of their areas of expertise, dancing and filth, into some kind of dirty dancing competition. I think it would end with a former employee rudely interrupting the talent show while tactlessly questioning the seating arrangement. Nailed that lift, though.

We've seen the movies director Sam Firstenberg did immediately before and after Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. The terrific Ninja III: The Domination came out the same year



and American Ninja came out the following year.



Which then makes more sense why Ozone and Turbo at one point just start throwing shurikens at everyone's faces. Yes, there are characters named Ozone and Turbo in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo but rest assured their real names are Shabba-Doo and Boogaloo Shrimp.

The subtitle to Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is so famous I can't not type the whole thing out every time. Plus it figures into the title of a documentary about Cannon Films that I can not wait for: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films. Hopefully they can top this blog's attempt to tell the Cannon story.

It's unbelievable that Bad Movie Night is just now getting to John Waters. Give me ten years, I think I can cover everything by then.


Here's what happened last week:


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