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Do you have the overwhelming feeling you're going to see something awesome? That's because Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus started filling America's eyeholes with greatness as soon as they bought Cannon for $500,000 in 1979. They would go on to make Enter the Ninja, Invaders From Mars, Cobra, The Last American Virgin and Alien from L.A. and those are the movies we're NOT going to watch.
Their biggest franchise was the American Ninja movies: American Ninja, American Ninja 2: The Confrontation, American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt, American Ninja 4: The Annihilation and American Ninja V: We Just Started Using Roman Numerals All of the Sudden for No Reason. Some, if not all (but really 3), of them are
as Joe Armstrong who's going to get Ninja-y and a little bit American-y but you should really look out for the ninja-y part all over your ass. With romantic interest Hilly from Weird Science.
Speaking of ninjas, Duel to the Death has them. At one point they combine to form a super ninja, ala Voltron. But I've said too much...
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