Tuesday, August 9, 2016

VCR Bad Movie Night




News of the VCR's demise was met everywhere with the same nitwit comment, "They were still making VCRs!?". Yes person new to Earth, technology continues on even after you stopped using it. Sure, seven billion people means some are more technologically advanced than you but wealth imbalance (with your dumb-luck privilege) means a vast majority trail behind you you insensitive fuck.

Anyway, I hope people come to Bad Movie Night this week. We're watching movies that haven't been released on any medium past VHS.

It's all an elaborate lie. Endless Decent comes out on Blu-ray next month. Dance or Die is available for streaming on Amazon Prime. But we'll be watching these movies on tape. I might have to adjust the tracking. The machine might eat the tape. This is how exciting the 80s were!

Here's what happened four months ago: