One thing I hope people get from Bad Movie Night is a unique experience. I know there's only so many movies in the world but I try to find the enjoyably bad ones before most people. We watched Neil Breen movies before he became a pillar of bad movies. That link has a "Here's what happened last week" of Ninja Turf, a movie by future co-pillar Y.K. Kim of Miami Connection fame. These are my bonafides.
The two movies this week are out-of-print on physical media. Where are you going to find them, metaphysical media?
A Night to Dismember is by Doris Wishman from former BMN movie Deadly Weapons. In that post I marvel that it's our first DW movie. Well, we got to another one a mere 7 years later. In Bleeding Skull's list of 50 favorite trash-horror films from the 1980s A Night to Dismember ranks number one. That puts it four movies over Pieces. Blaspheme!
A Night to Dismember stars Samantha Fox. Not the mid-80s pop singer I vaguely remember:
But a woman who seems to be nude in her IMDB profile picture.
Hawkeye is a kind of Rush Hour ten years before Rush Hour happened. I love the acting in this movie so much. Everyone makes the exact right choice. Most notable is Troy Donahue, who we missed entering the five timers club:
Hollywood Cop
Deadly Prey
Hard Rock Nightmare
Terminal Force
The Chilling
Hawkeye
All this star power is in honor of Oscar weekend. Personally, I'm going to be watching the ceremony and eating such themed snacks as Black Pan-seared Scallops, Bohemian Wrap Seedy Goulash, Roma tomatoes, The Flavour Aid, Greens Book, and Rice.
Here's what happened a month ago:
