Jan-Michael Vincent died on February 10th of this year but it didn't make the news until March 8th. In a similar delay, we are going to honor J-MV two weeks later, this Friday. But, like when Farrah Fawcett died, something great has happened soon after that has overshadowed that sad event. Neil Breen has released his fifth feature.
Alienator is from director Fred Olen Ray, who has directed a zillion movies. And to his credit we've seen two and a half of them. That credit being he has a very low success rate. He more recently directed movies with titles like Bikini Hoe-Down, Thirteen Erotic Ghosts and The Girl from B.I.K.I.N.I. (I looked it up: Bureau of International Knowledge and Nonstandard Investigations [no, I don't know where the middle I went]). Mostly I think of him as the director of two seconds of Biohazard. You can see how the monster is in this video that removes all people from the movie:
But there is this moment where the monster yells that totally shows you that a kid is in that costume:
Oh, yeah, this is about Alienator. Well, P.J. Soles is in it so:
Carrie
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Halloween
Rock 'n' Roll High School
Uncle Sam
Alienator
Speaking of: Neil Breen has single-handedly put himself into the five-timers club:
Double Dutch
I Am Here.... Sike
Pitfall Harry's
Pass Out
Twisted Pear
This whole thing started more than seven years ago and shows signs of stopping. How much more poorly acted, special effects heavy cash grabs can we withstand? Oops, I just described all of Bad Movie Night.
Here's what happened two weeks ago:
