Yesterday was Spay Day, did you spay or neuter your cat? Well, you should have. Now they might give birth to a mutant cat like the one in Uninvited and terrorize Clu Gulager. This after he already battled zombies in Return of the Living Dead, exploding parakeets in A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge, a body jumping alien in The Hidden and a bathroom monster in The Willies. And those are just the movies we've seen so far.
The movie reminds me of this recent headline in The Onion, which reminds me of my cat Turtle:
Approximate picture of Turtle.
One of the stars of Uninvited, Toni Hudson, has this strange posting on her IMDB page. It starts, "I AM SORRY TO POST THIS MESSAGE ON YOUR PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY OF REACHING YOU. MY NAME IF FRANCHASCA WHEELER, AND I AM YOUR LITTLE SISTER."
The director of Uninvited is Greydon Clark who made the MST3K movies Angels Revenge and Final Justice with Joe Don Baker. But I'm interested in seeing the video game sex comedy Joysticks:
It would make a good double feature with Zapped! or Screwballs.
Black Dynamite just came out last Tuesday so I haven't seen it. I haven't even gotten it yet. It looks great! If it doesn't come maybe we'll watch Disco Godfather instead. I used the word blaxplomage to describe this movie and since it doesn't come up on Google I totally coined it. This is also true of Moistploitation.
Here's what happened last week:
Poor Turtle
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