Thursday, May 13, 2010

Classy Women In Prison Movie Night




Caged Heat is the directing debut of Jonathan Demme, 17 years before he’d reach the heights of Silence of the Lambs before returning to the lows with Rachel Getting Married. That movie could have used a naked hose down scene. Recent Honorary Lifetime Achievement Oscar winner Roger Corman produced it. John Cale from the Velvet Underground did the soundtrack! Barbara Steele plays the evil warden:



Joe Dante made the trailer for cryin' out loud. This thing has crazy talent surrounding it. It's an okay movie. It reminds me of this exchange on Seinfeld:

GEORGE: [The Susan Ross Foundation] made this large donation to a women's prison, and I get to go down there and check it out.
KRAMER: That's caged heat.
GEORGE: Yeah-hah!

I can describe Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion using only anagrams of the title.

A Fleecer Imprisons Porno. A Fleeciness Rim Porno Pro. A Omnipresence Floor Rips. A Fierceness Or Minor Plop?



Here's what happened last week (don't watch this):



I like that song:

2 comments:

  1. Rachel Getting Married was not very good.

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  2. The best thing about Caged Heat: no competitive dishwasher loading or drum circles. Those people should be shived in the yard.

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