This could easily be called Eurotrash Night. There's something about European trash that's classier than American trash, you know?
White Fire is the name of a diamond so this movies plays like an European Romancing the Stone but with bushy Turkish mustaches and lesbian cults.
I feel like it's a BMN original because I came across it by chance and there are very few reviews of it on the Internet. All of those reviews are very enthusiastic so that makes me less worried this will be like the last "original" BMN movie, a children's bigfoot movie called Cry Wilderness that everyone hated. Except when bigfoot ho-ho-hoed like Santa. At least White Fire has Robert Ginty, who you know as the Warrior of the Lost World or more likely "Paper Chase Guy" if you're a certain kind of person. It also stars Fred (1990: The Bronx Warriors) Williamson who's in a movie called Warriors of the Wasteland that I always confuse with Warrior of the Lost World. Let me study the posters to differentiate:
No, wait, I'm actually thinking of 1987's The Secret of My Success.
Hey, I just mentioned Faceless in the last post. Mentioning Faceless got me excited to see Faceless again. Faceless, people, Faceless! For a movie called Faceless there sure are a lot of recogizable people in it. Ha! We got Christopher Mitchum from the terrific The Executioner, Part II, Caroline Munro from Don't Open Till Christmas, Slaughter High and Starcrash, the guy who voiced Magmar in GoBots: War of the Rock Lords and the mayor from Zombie Lake.
Here's what happened last week:
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