Gay Movie Night

Sure we had Inadvertently Gay Movie Night with Evil Laugh and Nightmare on Elm Street 2.



And we've seen things like The Apple, The Lost Boys and The Lonely Lady which have a definite gay vibe but we've never had an out-and-out, overtly Gay Movie Night. You know, like flaming. This is all in honor of LGBT Pride month this month. Pride month was first announced in 2000 by President Clinton and then again in 2009 by President Obama. I don't know how to account for the gap. I guess America didn't have a President then.

Ben & Arthur has been called the gay The Room and the gayest room is, of course, the foyer. I don't know where I was going with that, let me start over.

Ben & Arthur will be the worst movie we've ever seen according to IMDB, supplanting Space Mutiny which previously beat R.O.T.O.R. In fact it's number 7 right now. The movie is so cheap its official website is on Angelfire. The director wrote this article on how to cheat the unions to make a movie.

Cruising (or as it's known in Peru Cruising: Submundo Homosexual) taught me a lot about the handkerchief code. It also caused me to throw away my teal hanky. Being slightly colorblind I'm glad I don't have to rely on this code. "Is that fuchsia or magenta? Are you into spanking or armpits!?"

It's mostly gay men represented this movie night. Someday we'll have lesbian movie night, probably with vampires. There's always lesbian vampires.

Here's what happened last week: