There's a lot of heavy metal/horror movie hybrids from the 80's. We've seen Hard Rock Zombies and Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare. Uh oh, I mentioned Hard Rock Zombies. Time to watch this:
Heavy metal was an important part of The Gate. Yet there's still more metal horror to be had, now with added Halloween! Rocktober Blood will be our 333rd movie. Get it? 33 and 1/3? Well, I was excited.
It's written and directed by Beverly and Ferd Sebastian, who sound like they're that old couple in your neighborhood that sit on their porch all the time. "Say Ferd, remember when we directed that throat ripping scene with the doll with the chassis. Heavens to Betsy, was that before or after Gatorbait II: Cajun Justice?"
Incredibly, Trick or Treat will be the third appearance of Gene Simmons. In fact, it was a year ago tomorrow that we had Gene Simmons Night. It's the first appearance of Ozzy Osbourne but you probably don't care about that.
It should be the last time too unless we want to watch The Jerky Boys. Guys, we live in a world where prank phone callers got a movie deal. The actor who plays the killer died in 1995 (the same year The Jerky Boys came out, hmm) so we're going to try and bring him back by playing a record backwards and spilling soda on it. Yes, that's what happens in the movie. Spilling soda is what makes time travel possible in the original draft of Back to the Future. Why was everyone spilling soda in the mid-80's? Was there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? You know the director of Trick or Treat, Charles Martin Smith. He's this guy:
Both these movies are out of print!
Here's what happened last week:
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