Wednesday, May 30, 2012

400th Movie Night




Our 400th movie is this Friday. That's more movies than Cameron Mitchell has ever been in. Of course, no one person has seen all 400 of these movies. I've only seen 398 of them. I just don't have the time anymore.

 

The VHS tape of Frozen Scream is one of my favorite possessions. It comes in a porno/Disney-sized case and the box lists the price as $49.95.

 

Oh, and it comes with Executioner II, one of my favorite BMN movies, where the picture looks way better than my old DVD copy. I just found out that Everything Is Terrible made a video of the movie a couple of weeks ago:

 

Even the IMDB plot synopsis for Frozen Scream seems to barely care what's happening in the movie:
Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies and the zombies wreak havoc and kill people.
So odds are people will talk during this movie and never notice how amazing it is. Kind of like last year with Desperation Rising, our 299th movie.

Not that I Am Here.... Now is the equivalent to our 300th movie, Birdemic. That extra long ellipsis portends the awkward pauses and long padding of the movie. Murderous birds are replaced with a new-age-y preachiness. Instead of million dollar software sales every woman's shirt is buttoned one button away from a nip slip. That part's okay. Also pretty okay: all the appendage severing, the frozen-time acting and monster sex.

Here's movies 301 through 400:


King Frat
Savage Streets
Zombi 3
Day of the Dead
Ben & Arthur
Cruising
Desperate Lives
Death Drug
Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
The Happening
Fantastic Planet
Heavy Metal
Bare Behind Bars
Massacre Mafia Style
Five Element Ninjas
Terminal Force
Five Deadly Venoms
Breathing Fire
Breeders
Convoy
White Line Fever
Hobo With a Shotgun
Machete
Mondo Cane
Things
The Gate
The Killing of Satan
The Intruder
Mac and Me
Escape from L.A.
Rubber
Drive Angry
Rocktober Blood
Dark Night of The Scarecrow
Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf
Blood Games
Murder Party
Halloween 3
Halloween
Piranha II: The Spawning
Humanoids from the Deep
Silver Dragon Ninja
L.A. Streetfighters
Robot Jox
Double Down
Blastfighter
The Final Alliance
BMX Bandits
Rad
Here Comes Santa Claus
Cobra
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Invasion U.S.A. w/Karate Kommanoes
Trollhunter
Super
Hercules
Deadly Weapons
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
The Brain
Alien Warrior
Twin Dragon Encounter
Freaks
Hell Up in Harlem
Cellular
Homebodies
People Under the Stairs
Twin Peaks
Ax 'Em
Hollywood Boulevard
Baadasssss
The Unborn II
Blue Sunshine
Eliminators
The Annihilators
Parasite
One Crazy Summer
Roller Boogie
Thrashin'
Bad Ronald
Little Corey Gorey
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Night of the Lepus
Demons 2
Child's Play
To Catch a Yeti
Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
Ong Bak
Deadly Reactor
Bloodsport
Godzilla: Final Wars
Wild Zero
Maniac
Maniac Cop
Hell Squad
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak
No Dead Heroes
Strike Commando 2
Frozen Scream
I Am Here…. Now

For the rest go here.

Here's what happened last week:

 

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