Bad Movie Night

I wish my Wikipedia entry read like this:

Jon Mikl Thor is a Canadian bodybuilder and heavy metal musician. As a bodybuilder, he was the first Canadian to win both the Mr. Canada and Mr. USA titles. As a musician, he is the front man for the heavy metal band Thor, billing himself as "The Legendary Rock Warrior". He has also made a few forays into acting, appearing in such films as Zombie Nightmare and Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (the former was featured on Mystery Science Theatre 3000). His concerts are known for his displays of strength, such as blowing up hot water bottles until they burst, bending steel bars with his teeth, and breaking bricks on his bare chest. His most recent album, Devastation of Musculation, was released in March, 2006.

And I wish people were saying things like this about my movie:

An absolute pile of stinky garbage that must be seen at all costs. Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare is one of the most entertaining and hysterical train wrecks ever conceived, and exists without peers. -- bleedingskull.com

Don’t think it’s all bad because ROCK N’ ROLL NIGHTMARE has one major factor in its favor, IT IS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE. Every minute that passes offers more reason to give up but for some reason you just can’t stop watching. --Fangoria

...all the monsters look like they were left over from other projects. --AV Club

No one ever says that about my movie.

There's no theme on Saturday, except maybe puppets. The monsters in RnRN definitely look like puppets. The characters in Meet The Feebles are all puppets.

Between past Bad Movie Night movies Bad Taste (1987) and Dead Alive (1992) lies Meet The Feebles (1989), a Peter Jackson movie he mentioned in his best picture acceptance speech as "wisely overlooked by the Academy."

All this movie greatness is because Emily from Precious Moments, the blog over there on the right, will be in town. Movies are subject to change if she's seen either of them.