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DVDs
Horror express - Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, who are in every British Horror movie from the 70s, star in this 70s horror movie from Britian.
S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale - The DTV (that's direct to video) sequel to Donnie Darko stars the ORA, the LS.
SLC Punk! - Two reasons: I see every movie with an exclamation point in the title and I want to see a young Jason Segel play a punk.
Phase IV - I'm really excited about this one. Famous title designer Saul Bass:
directs a movie about ants or something. This was one of the first movies to be used on Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Local Years
Nightmare Worlds 50 Movie Pack - Oh boy, there are 12 discs to this thing. I'm just after Terror At The Red Wolf Inn, Death Warmed Up, Warriors of the Wasteland (more MST3K episodes!), Idaho Transfer, Werewolf Woman and Evil Brain From Outer Space (Is there any other kind?).
Adventureland - I hear good things.
I Love You, Man - More Jason Segel.
Messenger of Death - This is another Charles Bronson movie and I still haven't gotten my CB movie from last month yet. I don't know if he's worth it.
House - Not the great William Katt movie or even a remake of it but "Two couples at a ramshackle B & B are terrorized by a household of ghoulish servants and a masked lunatic, known as 'The Tin Man'" so I'll take it.
Sandwiches That You Will Like - I doubt it!
Breastfeeding: What's A Dad Supposed To Do? - We're supposed to do something? You get to create a life and have this special bond with them and we're supposed to getting you a soda?
Jake and the Fatman, Season One - The show that almost killed Seinfeld.
Winter Steam Spectacular - Video of people breathing out.
The N Word and The N word: Divided We Stand - Two N word videos? I though it was weird too but turns out one of them is about the necronomicon.
Orgasmic Birth - And you get to have orgasms during birth! But here, let me get you some more ice chips.
Music
Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle by Bill Callahan - Like, everybody? Or the United States? If countries were their national symbols I'm pretty sure Bhutan would be that dragon that's on their flag and Sri Lanka would be a tiger with a fucking sword. Then we'd be screwed.
Saul Bass parody:
Don't act like you don't like sandwiches, I've totally seen you eat a sandwich before.
ReplyDeleteSandwiches on my own terms.
ReplyDeleteActually this is part of the description on Amazon:
"Have a pastrami in New York City. Sample a Maid Rite "loosemeat" in Iowa, a St. Paul sandwich in St. Louis, and a chipped ham "Slammer" in Pittsburgh. How about barbecued brisket in Texas? Or Italian beef in Chicago?"
That sounds pretty good.