I can't say these movies have more nudity than others we've seen (Massacre in Dinosaur Valley would be hard to beat) but nudity is certainly the reason these movies exist and none of those other movies started with 'Hard' (except for Hard Rock Zombies). When I told a co-worker what the theme was she asked, "What about Hardbodies?" That is a good question:
She had only heard of Hardbodies due to Gilmore Girls. See what a great show that was?
Hard to Die is like Die Hard only with more lingerie inventorying. It's related to Sorority House Massacre but has flashbacks to a former Bad Movie Night movie, Slumber Party Massacre. I just found out a couple days ago that those are two different movies. Ahh flashbacks to another movie, that staple of horror movie padding.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii appeared on the now defunct Exclacomma so you know what I'm talking about.
It's going to be an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!:
I just heard of 2 shitty shitty movies today on the interwebs, the first was Die Hard Dracula, have you guys heard of that one? When watching a clip of it on youtube, I found this one in the related section... looks pretty sweet as well..
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I haven't heard of Die Hard Dracula. Thanks for the recommendation! The second movie is Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare and it's pretty great!
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