Children. They're bad enough with the yelling and the boogers and their stupid hair and music that is different than my music. Now imagine they are killing you while listening to The Cobra Starship on "ear buds". When I was a kid we just had Starship, content enough to be knee deep in the hoopla.
The Children. It's bad enough having to take the bus to school and having that weird leather guy sit too close to you even though THERE ARE EMPTY SEATS AVAILABLE. Maybe that was just my experience. Anyway, these children have it somewhat worse when nuclear fallout turns them into zombies. Or something.
Remember Julie Brown from MTV? No, you're thinking of "Downtown" Julie Brown. No, "Wubba Wubba Wubba" was her too. Look, that Julie Brown needed the Downtown qualifier because there was another one who wasn't as "downtown". Downtown means black. Point is, she's naked in Bloody Birthday. This movie is the first in a long line (if four is long) of birthday movies. Now is the time to celebrate Aries. We should watch just the Brazilian birthday party scene from Signs:
Ah, who am I kidding. We should watch the whole movie. It's so good!
Here's what happened last week:
Here's the remix:
Related: The Saturday Night Live sketch with Jon Hamm that Jeff mentioned.
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