We'll have a reunion of Three Kings and The Perfect Storm co-stars George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg this Friday when they're attacked by evil, killer, bad tasting vegetables.
I feel a little bad showing Return of the Killer Tomatoes! at Evil Vegetable Night. One, tomatoes are not vegetables and two, they were kind of my saving grace during the last half of Salad Month. And, frankly, we deserve to be attacked by tomatoes, if only for that Spanish tomato throwing festival. Say, that's a fun image search.
Return of the Killer Tomatoes! is rated PG so should be okay for children. The raciest sounding plot keywords are Polka Dot Dress, Bikini, Rubber Glove, Lights Turned Off, Thong, Topless Man, Shower and Wearing Ammo Belt Across Chest.
It does have an air of unseemliness due to the fact that both Congressman/not-Chandra Levy's killer Gary Condit and Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?'s Rick Rockwell are in it. In fact Rick Rockwell is the star of the following sequel, Killer Tomatoes Strike Back!
I need to add this to my collection of movies with exclamation points:
Airplane!
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Top Secret!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
¡Three Amigos!
Mars Attacks!
That Thing You Do!
Baadasssss!
Saved!
Anvil! The Story of Anvil
The Informant!
SLC Punk!
Viva Knievel!
Zero Hour!
Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
If everyone has seen The Happening we could watch The Day of the Triffids instead. Or Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Remember the Vegetable Gremlin?
Here's what happened last week:
And how can I not include this video:
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