Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Mafia vs Ninja Movie Night 2




After Friday we'll finally know who's better, the Mafia or ninjas. I've already received one vote. I'll keep it to myself until the final tally.

Terminal Force seems a bit unsung. There are no clips on Youtube. Only a few reviews online. It's IMDB has a picture of the wrong Terminal Force on it. In fact, I used that other Terminal Force for the title card because it's all I could find. That Terminal Force is a sci-fi movie AKA Galaxis starring Brigitte Nielsen, Richard Moll and... Sam Raimi!? Maybe we should watch that.



Practically the most attention our Terminal Force has received is from this site (NSFW) that keeps track of when J&B Scotch appears on screen. So I'm going to call this a BMN Original. And it belongs here. This will be our sixth Richard Harrison movie,:



the man most likely to catch Cameron Mitchell. Harrison's past BMN movies are Ninja Thunderbolt, Scorpion Thunderbolt, Ninja Terminator, Challenge of the Tiger and Evil Spawn, making his filmography pretty hard to distinguish. The best I can do is Ninja Thunderbolt had roller skating ninjas, Ninja Terminator had a Garfield phone, Scorpion Thunderbolt had some sort of snake monster, I think, Challenge of the Tiger had the best first five minutes ever (NSFW):



and Evil Spawn is by the same guy as Terminal Force. Get it?

Five Deadly Venoms is actually kung-fu, not ninjas. Does that make me martial art racist?

Stay late for:



Here's what happened last week (NSFW):

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