I bet you've seen more piranha movies than you ever thought you would. That is to say two (Piranha, Piranha 3-D) and after Friday three (Piranha Part Two: The Spawning). Plus Massacre in Dinosaur Valley had some piranha. Remember how much we loved Massacre in Dinosaur Valley? NSFW:
The theme this Friday could easily have been Taken Away From Their First Director Movies. James Cameron started making Piranha Part Two but was fired pretty quickly. Some sources speculate that the producers just wanted an American name on the Italian production. Cameron's name is indeed retained as the director but do you know what this means? This movie is Italian! That country can sure whip up a spicy bad movie. While they aggressively hit on women from their gondolas singing O Sole Mio.
One good thing came from Piranha 2, it started the partnership of Lance Henriksen and James Cameron. Without it would Bishop have been able to spill his white liquid all over those two women when he was cut in half? You know what I mean.
Humanoids from the Deep was directed by Barbara Peeters but when Roger Corman insisted on more scenes of monsters ripping ladies clothes off she refused. So several lecherous sea monsters were filmed without her presence. And that is why Corman received an Honorary Academy Award two years ago.
Humanoids stars the dad from Out of this World. Not Burt Reynolds, the other one. Oddly, Wikipedia says the DVDs for that show are coming out for the first time next week. In Germany.
Here's what happened last week:
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