Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Christmas II: Your Santa is a Werewolf Movie Night




I don't know how much longer we can do Christmas movies for Bad Movie Night. I have a couple more in mind. If I ever resort to 1980's To All a Good Night you'll know the bottom of the barrel has been scraped.

With a name like Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny this is either some sick shit or a kids movie. Sigh, it's a kids movie. Here's what's going to happen. In the movie, Santa tells a story to some kids which starts a completely different movie with its own separate credits and everything (!). What I want to know is does Santa say, "Kids, gather 'round. Have I got a story for you executive produced by Armand Cerami with original music by Ralph Falco!" Now some editions of this movie just throw that other movie, which is Thumbelina by the way:


onto the end of the tape (because this did not come out on DVD). My version has Thumbelina in the middle, so we're going to do some on-the-fly editing around it.

With this shortened running time we're also going to watch the


episode


from the guy who wrote Beetlejuice!

Invasion U.S.A. is from the guy who made the nuttiest Friday the  13th movie. Say, next month has a Friday the13th in it. Stay tuned! 

It's not to be confused with the movie Mystery Science Theater 3000 watched:


The novelization looks like this:


It is the explosioniest movie we have ever seen.

Since BMN is still not long enough let's watch the

episode



Side note: Can someone with a Metafilter account tell this guy that he's thinking of last week's movie Here Comes Santa Claus?

Here's what happened last week:

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