Would Die Hard be just as good if it wasn't set during the holidays? "Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho" wouldn't make a lot of sense. Without Christmas Die Hard is just Skyscraper:
Which is to say almost as good and with uncomfortable breasts.
Which is to say almost as good and with uncomfortable breasts.
Of course, without Christmas Here Comes Santa Claus would be really confusing. As it stands, and don't tell the people that don't read this blog, it's a G rated musical whose original title is J'ai rencontré le Père Noël. That's right, this movie is French!
I wouldn't mind the singing if there was nudity. Or nude singing. Like in The Wicker Man!
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There were six Rockys, four Rambos but somehow only one Cobra. Unless you count Cindy Crawford's Fair Game, which is based on the same book.Censored Version:
Sure Cobra has the standard cop playing by his own rules on the trail of a serial killer. But Christmas! And of course Sly Stallone saying things like, "As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose!"
Here's what happened last week:
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