Yes, that's the original theme for this Friday. Then Jim Rash won an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay
and I briefly felt bad. So I framed the theme as "Things We Missed in February". But now that FIVE days have gone by all is forgotten. Look, there are plenty of great bald men. Kojak, Gandhi, Jason Statham. But for every Daddy Warbucks there's a Lex Luthor.
The Unborn was our 22nd movie. Exactly 350 movies later we're watching its sequel so you might not remember what happened. I don't either except for how Kathy Griffin was a lesbian hoping to adopt a baby and Lisa Kudrow was a secretary at the adoption agency. Plus I had to warn Marissa that the baby stabs a guy in the eye.
[YouTube video gone since then]
In any event, there is a baby in The Unborn II, it's bald and it's a killer. Oh, and Nick from Family Ties is in it.
Blue Sunshine is not Blue Valentine
Which is why I refuse to watch Blue Valentine. It's the same reason I haven't seen Extremity Cloud and Incredibly Doused. Hmm, is that close enough to a joke?
Blue Sunshine is directed by Jeff Lieberman, who made previous BMN movie Just Before Dawn and someday BMN movie Squirm.
It stars the recently departed Zalman King. I'm fascinated by the Wikipedia entry for the King-directed, erotic drama Two Moon Junction:
The film is noted for the final film appearances of Burl Ives and Hervé Villechaize, as well as the theatrical film debut of Milla Jovovich.What kind of sick movie is that?
Here's what happened last week:
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