It's been two-and-a-half years since BMN last served up a dish of revenge and it's getting cold. Also, both movies are only legitimately available on VHS so I hope you like tracking issues.
Eliminators is such a mishmash of ideas that involve cyborgs and nunchucks that it might as well be the movie version of Axe Cop.
It's written by the guys who would eventually write The Rocketeer.
One of whom had already sired Rachel Bilson.
Imaginary 5-year-old Rachel Bilson: Daddy, look what I made on my first day of kindergarten!
Imaginary Danny Bilson: Quiet Rachel!, I'm trying to resolve this scene between the cyborg and the cavemen.
The Annihilators reminds me a lot of Kill Squad with Cameron Mitchell. Luckily no one remembers that movie.
It's directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr., who made Silent Night, Deadly Night, and stars Gerrit Graham, Beef from Phantom of the Paradise. It does not star Maria Valdes.
Here's what happened last week:
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