How can I write anything about Christmas that hasn't been written before? Christmas is like the cytopathic effect of BVD on MDBKs, pronounced! There, did it.
Santa with Muscles is Mila Kunis's first non-religious movie. Here she is bullying a Jew:
She atoned for that by making the second worse Christmas movie ever, according to the IMDB Bottom 100. The worst is Santa Claus, which we watched three years ago.
Before That 70s Show, it's the first time Kunis worked with Don Stark , who we last saw in Switchblade Sisters.
But Santa with Muscles is the second time Don Stark worked with Clint Howard, the other being Evilspeak. It's the first and only time Howard has worked with Garrett "'Chocolate Chip' Charlie" Morris. Shoot, I was trying to keep that going. Ed Begley Jr. is in it. Everyone's worked with the Begs. Even Garrett Morris, in The Pound Puppies movie.
Jaws The Revenge has Michael Caine and Mario Van Peebles. We last saw MVP (huh, that's weird) in Baadasssss! when he played his dad Melvin, who's also in Jaws The Revenge. You'll also enjoy the fact that Charles Bowleg is in this movie. Not because he's famous but because his name is silly.
Here's what happened last week:
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