Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bad Movie Night




"We tried to reference it on Veronica Mars as much as possible". -- Mars Creator Rob Thomas

"Within two minutes, I'm like, 'Okay, this is my favorite thing I've ever seen." -- Wet, Hot American Summer director David Wain.

"It's not like there's one or two or three things that are bad about it. There are several hundred." -- David Cross

They're talking about The Room, a movie that can't possibly live up to the expectations I have for it.

Teen Witch is a musical that peaked my interest after this happened on 30 Rock:



It stars Robyn Lively, who you may remember as the fiancée of the mayor of Twin Peaks and Miss Twin Peaks contestant. It also stars Poltergeist little person Zelda Rubinstein who we saw in the Bad Movie Night movie Anguish.

These are our 100th and 101st movies we've watched for Bad Movie Night. Here's a list. How many have you seen? Which are your favorites?:

Winterbeast
Sleepaway Camp
Sleepaway Camp 2
Hard Rock Zombies
Microwave Massacre
Bad Taste
Dead Alive
The Executioner, Part II
Riki-oh: The Story of Ricky
The Stuff
The Blob
Graduation Day
Death Race 2000
Black Devil Doll From Hell
The Last Dragon
Burial Ground
The Dead Next Door
Invitation To Hell
Cemetary Man
Repo Man
Baby Blood
The Unborn
Boardinghouse
Motel Hell
Lady Terminator
Teeth
Night of the Creeps
Slither
Howling 3: The Marsupials
The Monster Squad
Night of the Comet
Lifeforce
House
From Beyond
Long Island Cannibal Massacre
Basket Case
Jack-O
Night of the Demons
Laserblast
The Toxic Avenger
The Last Slumber Party
Slumber Party Massacre
Cutting Class
Blood Freak
Turkish Star Wars
They Live
Big Trouble in Little China
Anguish
Iced
Elves
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Christmas Evil
Black Christmas
2019
Zardoz
Evil Laugh
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Massacre in Dinosaur Valley
The Pit
Zombie 4: After Death
White Dog
Frankenhooker
Brain Damage
Night of the Demon
Demonwarp
Deadly Friend
My Bloody Valentine
Don't Go In To The Woods…Alone!
The Burning
Popcorn
Ghosthouse
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence
The Dark Power
C.H.U.D.
Alligator
Killer Workout
Gymkata
Slaughter High
April Fools' Day
Tales From the Quadead Zone
Creepshow
Night Train of Terror
Raw Force
The Horror of the Humungous Hungry Hungan
The Deadly Spawn
V:Part 1
Nightbeast
V:Part 2
Deadly Prey
Road House
Girls Nite Out
Final Exam
The Return of the Living Dead
Re-Animator
Memorial Valley Massacre
Homecoming
The Video Dead
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
The Room
Teen Witch

Me? I've seen all of them. My top ten are:
1. Massacre in Dinosaur Valley
2. Lady Terminator
3. Boardinghouse
4. Gymkata
5. Riki-oh: The Story of Ricky
6. Raw Force
7. The Pit
8. Winterbeast
9. Demonwarp
10. Elves

Movies I watched but have little to no memory of:
1. The Dead Next Door
2. Cutting Class
3. White Dog
4. Don't Go In To The Woods…Alone!

6 comments:

  1. you were extremely drunk during cutting class (and that's about all i remember about that movie, too).


    i still really want to see Lady Terminator.

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  2. It's gonna be awesome! I recently saw the "top that" rap on laurel's computer; while I'm not sure where in the world wide web she was, that movie is certainly cringe inducing.

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  3. I feel left out
    If I come to Madison, can we have a bad movie night?

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  4. Yep, I'll even make sure it's extra good.

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  5. wow, last night was.... G R E A T!!

    the room was NOT overhyped

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