Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Best April Fool's Day Prank Ever



A co-worker pointed out that we are in the midst of the 5 year anniversary of the Audrey Seiler adduction. I guess adduction would be more like a kid locking himself in a stranger's basement. I kept the e-mail that went around:


ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS:

We are enlisting your help as a member of the UW-Madison community in
locating Audrey Ruth Seiler, a 20-year-old university student who
disappeared over the weekend.

Audrey was last seen on Saturday at about 2:30 a.m. at the Regent Apartments, 1402 Regent St., where she lives. Audrey is 5-feet, 8-inches tall and weighs about 120 pounds. She has long brown hair and blue eyes.

When she was last seen, Audrey was wearing a navy blue pair of sweatpants, and an oversized burgundy Abercrombie & Fitch hooded sweatshirt with large white numbers on the front. She was also wearing either white flip-flops or tennis shoes.

If you have seen Audrey, or know where she is, Madison police are asking that you contact Madison Area Crime Stoppers at 266-6014 or City of Madison Police Department at 266-4275. Audrey's family and friends are offering a reward for any information leading to her location.


Lori M. Berquam
Associate Dean of Students
75 Bascom Hall
(608) 263-5702
FAX: (608) 265-5646

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